*insert generic my blog will make you orgasm caption*
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
WAKE UP WORLD #YesAllWomen
That steak analogy is my favorite,
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion."
U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN
GO LAY DOWN
IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS